Funny things kids say

This is too good not to post because although I'd like to think that I'll remember all the cute and funny things the boys say, I know that with my very limited memory, I will forget.
So...this afternoon while I was practicing a song (It's All Because of Jesus I'm Alive)  for Kidzone tomorrow, Luke was being a little bit naughty so I sent him for a time out.  While he was sitting back in the hallway on his naught stool I heard him sining a little song about me.  "It's all because my mommy is not nice."  Yes, and it was to the tune of the song I had been practicing.  I had to let him up and told him to go downstairs so he couldn't see me laughing.  Kevin and I both agreed that we've been letting him see entirely too many Tim Hawkins videos.